All hearts are like FTP servers, with all the usual type of logins one has in a default server, like Anonymous and priviledged. You Ping them constantly with your senses, as in when you casually look on a passerby or acknowledge someone’s presence, you also give a port scan when you flirt with someone, and you know of some by word-of-mouth publicity.
Emotions are files kept on this server, they are of different types: Affection, Anger, Admiration, Love, Lust, Happiness, Sadness, Hate etc.. and like wise are distributed accross different logins available for download. Love here is like an infinitely big DVD rip 0-day warez file which everyone wants but only a few previledged users are able to have access to it.
Servers are also of many types: Introverts, Averge and Extroverts . An Introvert server is behind a firewall so you cannot ping to it, or know its there by a casual portscan, you only get to know it by Word-of-mouth publicity. An Average server on the other hand has an anonymous login open at all times 24×7, Mest Hearts are of this category while an Extrovert server is available to all and publicizes itself on bulletin boards.
I’ll now explain the User groups.
Anonymous: This is like a preview login, all basic emotions are kept here. The content is mostly a preview of the main user accounts, and largly depends on the instantaneous mood of the FTP host. By default when you contact a server this is the user group to which a user is assigned to, and if . you behave yourself then you get higher usergroups assigned to you.
Acquaintance: This is an advanced form of the Anonymous user group, and is kept for leechers you cannot avoid. This account has a Bandwidth cap per day which is very strict. The only way to exceed your bandwidth is uploading wanted emotions at this server. It should be noted that main files are not kept at this account. You’ll get things likes Wisecracks,
Friends: This group is a group of previledged users who gain trust and are upgraded from the Acquaintances user group. One doesnt have to barter for any files and can download w/o uploading. This user group has a sense of communion and these hearts link in unison. All except love.avi is available to this account group. However, since this group is based on trust, if you reveal the logins and password to too many people, you may get banned.
Family: Administrators, mostly have the full control over the content and access priviledeges.
Soulmate: Ahha, the prized account, sort of like a super user, whose login and password is given to the most trusted of the friends. This account shares almost the same content base as the family base and sometimes even more. When ever a soulmate connects to the heart it starts uploading and Downloading the Love.Avi file at full throttle. A soulmate can login even when there are other friends/family already logged in to the heart.
This finishes the account summary. Some more analogies from this metaphor comes as:
Hammering: If any account Hammers the heart server (save for Family and Soulmate users) it may get banned.
Extrovert servers are easily accesible, allow more connections per account, but as a result give very low bandwidth, on the other hand, Introvert servers are harder to find, can take less load, but allow higher bandwidth per connection.
Connection Closed by Foreign Host error may occur sometimes when someone from the Family Group sets puts you in the ban list. This may happen due to any reason.
Last but not the least, its also important to realize that many a times people give the Soulmate previleges to a wrong person and later regret it. In such cases when you have half downloaded the Love file (what is half of infinite ?? ) and the connection is closed by the host, one should not despair and should try looking for another server with the same content. There are numerous FTP servers out there on the network, and you are bound to find one. 
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If your network has none that you are conviced of, then you can hop networks and shit to a different City and start afresh!
just random thoughts
-Thakkar